Sex, escorting, drugs, stripping, YouTube drama, CELEBRITIES and so much more!
Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
The Real Housewives of Miami vodka luvah sexed up her appearance to the extreme in a low-cut dress that was barely even noticeable what with all the cleavage action going on.
Although, considering she's been snapped topless a time or two, this pic is child's play…
…or maybe grown man's play because that's probably who wants some action with those ta-tas!
But the night out wasn't all about knockers because Joanna also made some time to cozy up with tequila and put a giant light stick in her mouth. Use your imagination to figure out what she was implying with that move…and don't forget someone's been feeling a bit sex deprived lately.
And then feel free to go back to being mesmerized by her sparkly fun bags!
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of her magic mountains from her fun night out (below)!
[Image via Ralph Notaro/Splash News.]