Well, this should surely teach people not to mess with Selena Gomez!
However, that's no reason to get physical, gurl!
Ch-ch-check out the pap pushing vid...AFTER THE JUMP!!!
The Real Housewives of Miami vodka luvah sexed up her appearance to the extreme in a low-cut dress that was barely even noticeable what with all the cleavage action going on.
Although, considering she's been snapped topless a time or two, this pic is child's play…
…or maybe grown man's play because that's probably who wants some action with those ta-tas!
But the night out wasn't all about knockers because Joanna also made some time to cozy up with tequila and put a giant light stick in her mouth. Use your imagination to figure out what she was implying with that move…and don't forget someone's been feeling a bit sex deprived lately.
And then feel free to go back to being mesmerized by her sparkly fun bags!
Ch-ch-check out more pics
of her magic mountains from her fun night out (below)!
[Image via Ralph Notaro/Splash News.]