This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Russell Brand, are you getting the travel sleepies?!
Perhaps his on again, off again love Isabella Brewster isn't returning his texts!?
May we suggest a game of Words With Friends to pass the time? Y-A-W-N for 21 points!
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