This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
However, recently in an interview with Marie Claire, Vanessa not only revealed a little cleavage for the cover, she also divulged that she's finally overdosed on all this cocaine talk, claiming that the white substance in question was actually regular candy!
"I couldn't do anything but laugh. It's amazing how people like to create something out of absolutely nothing. I am human like everyone else. I am aware that there are people who look up to me. When mistakes are made, they aren't intentional, and I constantly push myself to be a better person."
You're right Vanessa, when it comes to baseless rumors, there's nothing to do but snort it off
a hooker's ass!
It's so good to hear that this drug gossip is out of line! In fact, it seems so out of line, we should probably use a credit card and get it straight!
Vanessa, we'd give you a chest bump if we could! And by chest bump we mean the celebratory jump, not what Charlie Sheen may or may have not done with call girls!
Gurl, if being addicted to actual white chocolate is a crime, we are convicts! We love all types of candy equally! Yum!
[Image via Dome, Jones/Pacific Coast News.]