Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Prepare to have your minds blown and your firey yoga pants sadly blown out!
The truth behind the worst twerk ever has been revealed to us by Jimmy Kimmel in an elaborate conspiracy the likes of which will probably be told in a film by Oliver Stone.
Caitlin Heller, the flaming hot girl in our previously reported worst twerk ever video, doesn't exist. Her real name? Daphne Avalon.
Wait, this film noire-esque trip down the rabbit hole goes even deeper! Daphne's actually a Hollywood stuntwoman who was hired to perform the twerking viral hit that blazed through the internet and her yoga pants!
Before your eyes roll back in your skull and you start foaming at the mouth from so much truth, put a mouth guard in, because the mastermind behind it all of this dirty twerk was…
…Jimmy FUH-REAKING Kimmel!
We've been twerked over, we tells ya!
If this video was fake, it leads us to wonder what else on YouTube could be a hoax…
Is Grumpy Cat actually a 42-year old man from Brooklyn? Was it two girls…NO CUP? DOES TWERKING EVEN EXIST?? DO WE??
The truth is out there, readers (CUE: X Files opening music). Nice one, Jimmy. Nice one.
[Image via ABC.]