That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Harry Styles has a new tattoo and we absolutely adore it!!
We adore it because we adore him!
Harry could burn a satellite image of Mongolia into his buttocks with a microwaved coat hanger and we would love that too, because every part of his flesh is the greatest thing on Earth!
Anyway, he was in El Lay on a concert layover this week & decided to stick sweet new art on his left arm!!!
We don't know WHY the One Direction singer inked a rose onto his left arm — #BestArmEver, btw — but it looks cool!
Maybe he's referencing Act II, Scene II of Romeo & Juliet!
Or maybe he just likes the way they smell!!
Either way, it totally beats getting a portrait of ex-GF Cara Delevingne on his forehead!
[Image via Twitter.]