Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
Hmm we wonder if the two got kinky while at the terminal by maybe getting a quick pat down sesh in, or sending each other their X-ray-ted body scan images, or releasing some of their liquids and gels out of their individual containers, or putting his cockpit into her pressurized cabin!
Okay, okay, we'll try to keep it First Classy!
But SRSLY! Who wouldn't want to have jumped Jason right then and there, with his manly chest hair popping out like he was Gastonne from Beauty and the Beast?! We'd let him stick his luggage in our compartment! LOLz!
Hmm. Maybe Olivia's was waiting to spread her wings in order to join the Mile High Club!
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