Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Gasp! Lindsay Lohan was caught going into a bar!
Well, technically it was a fishbar, but uh hello, where do you think the phrase "drink like a fish" originated from?
LiLo was spotted chowing down on some quality seafood with some friends at Lure Fishbar in New York City on Tuesday.
Allegedly, escorting her as a member of her pod was her sober coach. Lindsay, we clap for your good behavior like a trained seal! AWR AWR!
But maybe with her sober coach by her side, she can finally say "fin" to her debauchery! We hope he's keeping her dry on land!
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