Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
It's frustrating when paparazzi follows you into a dildo store, but on most days we're sure being an A-list celeb is pretty damned awesome!!
Just ask Nicki Minaj, who recently dug herself out of a deep hole with the po-po!!!
The Super Bass singing starlet was recently pulled over cops in NYC, but she easily convinced them to NOT give her a ticket!
Wait, what?! How did she get herself off?
Hint: She didn't flash her cleavage! She didn't pretend like she was rushing home to take a huge dump! She didn't start crying!!!
Her mother is a traffic cop. She was about to give us a tkt. ;) pic.twitter.com/QmRVwHQluB
Wow! An autograph! Brilliant!
We aren't even sure what she was pulled over for in the first place, but homegurl fought the law and the law
won was like, "ZOMG, give me UR autograph! My kid is the biggest barb ever!!"
[Image via Instagram.]