All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Well, he kind of admits it! In a recent interview, the Canadian crooner basically responded with a big "eh eh eh!" to the question of his marriage's perfection. Here's how he described his relationship with his wife:
“[T]he greatest love of the century, and the most functional, dysfunctional marriage in Hollywood.”
Guess the two might be arguing about issues more important than which words rhyme with "hug me!"
Issues that might include Robin receiving a foam handjob at the VMAs from Miley Cyrus, or him getting Miley's ever present tongue on his neck, or the Game of Thrones-esque harem of naked girls in his music video.
“My only comment about the so-called scandalous photo would be that my wife and I are perfectly in love and very happily married. So, no complaints there.”
Hmm well being "very happily married" in a "dysfunctional marriage" seems like a logical impossibility, but will go with it!
Just, please Robin, no more glute looting!
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