We kind of guessed that Robin Thicke and Paula Patton's marriage may have been on the rocks after he crossed a very unblurred line by squeezin' tush, but we never expected Robin to admit it himself!
Well, he kind of admits it! In a recent interview, the Canadian crooner basically responded with a big "eh eh eh!" to the question of his marriage's perfection. Here's how he described his relationship with his wife:
“[T]he greatest love of the century, and the most functional, dysfunctional marriage in Hollywood.”
Guess the two might be arguing about issues more important than which words rhyme with "hug me!"
Issues that might include Robin receiving a foam handjob at the VMAs from Miley Cyrus, or him getting Miley's ever present tongue on his neck, or the Game of Thrones-esque harem of naked girls in his music video.
Despite all of this, it looks like Robin don't need no papers…of divorce, that is! When asked about the grAssp gone viral, he had this to say:
“My only comment about the so-called scandalous photo would be that my wife and I are perfectly in love and very happily married. So, no complaints there.”
Hmm well being "very happily married" in a "dysfunctional marriage" seems like a logical impossibility, but will go with it!
Just, please Robin, no more glute looting!
[Image via TRY CW/WENN.]
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