Well, it seems this big sis wasn't having any of it!
Koko took to Twitter on Monday with a very cryptic message about all the "sh*t", writing:
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Ashley Olsen is such a Peoples' pleaser, and we mean that in the seksiest way possible!
Attention everyone! Ashley officially has a new beau fo sho, and according to multiple sources, it's the CEO of extremely fashionable eyewear line Oliver Peoples — David Schulte.
After a thorough eye exam, we think he's a nice pick Ashley, because he's officially fogging up our lenses!
"Ashley is dating David. It's pretty new."
Ah, young love…is there anything better? Our couple rating? 20/20!
Mmm we'd like him to put his hinge in our gaping frame! What? He'd be good at that. He's a glasses expert after all!