The world was rooting for Bethenny Frankel's new talk show to be a smash hit, but apparently the world wasn't invested enough with her success to actually sit down and watch!!!
After the Bethenny premiere was watched by only 1% of all TV watching world, we assumed ratings would pick up!!!
Well, you know what they say! When you make an assumption, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "mption"!
Wait, why would they say that!? Who is "they," anyway?
At any rate, we aren't sure what tricks the former RHONY star has up her
sleeve bikini, but if she wants to keep her sinking ship afloat she should try something!
If you ask us — and, sadly, they haven't — she could FOR SURE boost her ratings with an exclusive Colonel Meow interview!
Who wouldn't tune in to watch that pretty kitty?
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