Michael Skupin is ready to talk.
The ex-contestant said in a statement:
The 54-year-old explained that he's turning to religion following his arrest, adding:
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Daniel Radcliffe has a total crush! We're talking major fireworks!
"Mentally I am very close to Katy Perry, a lot.
I've been in a room with her since and I couldn't say [anything]. I was across a room from her and I was like 'I can't. I can't even say anything; you've probably seen an interview with me, you know these thoughts are in my head. I can't even look at you.'"
Aww! If only he had some polyjuice potion to look like John Mayer for an hour or two!
Then he could get the information from Malfoy! Wait, we've lost the thread, haven't we?
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