Oh, blessed day!
Back to the drawing board, Drumpster!
Jake Gyllenhaal, we don't know how to quit you! You're just so DAY-UM AHmazing!
In an upcoming interview on the Inside the Actor's Studio, Jake opened up his cheeks…no, sigh, just the cheeks on his face, to talk about how he handled the gay rumors that swirled after Brokeback Mountain came out
of the closet.
Not only did Jake take the rumors in stride, he galloped with them, and has recently insisted that the gossip that maybe this cowpoke liked to poke dudes was a "huge compliment."
Of course it's a huge compliment! One, being gay is awesome! Two, the rumors only prove what a believable performance you gave!
And what a seksi, enticingly real performance it was! Welcome to Boner City! Population: our pants!