There's so much back-and-forth in this controversial case.
In fact, some think the cops might be flat-out lying
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Why God, why? Say it ain't so!!
Now, when we fantasize about Robert Pattinson, we'll have to imagine him sans his six-pack! UGH! This news makes us want to drink a six-pack or nine!
RPatz confessed that his abs that once sparkled in the sunlight are a thing of the past. Could this be due to his break up with KStew?! See what you have wrought, Kristen!
“I think I don’t get some jobs because I don’t go to the gym. I am literally the only actor in LA who doesn’t have a six-pack. Although I am going to have to change that.”
PHEW! Although he's admitted in the past that some of his chiseled obliques were spray-painted on for Twilight, it's important to keep in shape! We're happy to hear that he'll Twi-Harder!
Also, it looks like Robert has good cause to go into crunch time:
“In my next film I have like three intimate scenes so I am literally thinking of those to get in shape.”
Three intimate scenes?! That makes us want to stick our fangs into his undead flesh…as long as it's after he's done like 20 sit-ups!
Well, we're excited for the six-pack to come back. Still, our initial reaction to this news went a little something like this: