It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
We'll tell you what we want, what we really, really want. We want a, we want a, we want a, we want a, we want a Spice Girls reunion, of course! What in the Spice World is a zigazig ah?!
Philosophical questions aside, Mel B may have just admitted that our lives will be spiced up for good!
In a recent interview, Ellen DeGeneres asked Mel the question we all ask ourselves alone in our beds, tossing and turning late at night:
Will the Spice Girls ever, ever, ever get back together again?
"I'd love to. I think because our diaries are all over the place. I'm going to make it happen one day…I'm hoping in the next year or two, when everybody's cleared that diary a little bit."
That's right Mel! Never give up on the good times! London 2012 was so much fun, we want another reunion before the next Olympics!
Please, Mel, please say you'll be there, with Sporty, Baby, Ginger, and Posh!
Ugh, Stop! This news is Too Much for us to handle! This "next year or two" is going to be a prison sentence waiting for them to rejoin.
Well, we hope the Spice Girl's friendship will never end, and Mel, we hope you can bring everyone back! You're our only hope!