No, not Allied...
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And it looks like twerking is dead.
It's all fun and games until your parents try to do it!
But fear not, Perezcious readers, even though it might be a bit frightening, of course we've got the video for you to watch!
It might not exactly be twerking, but Tan Mom definitely did a number on whatever dance she's trying to pull off there.
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