That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Oh Mel B, you are so randy and we LOVE it!
The British babe from America's Got Talent dropped by her co-judge Howard Stern's show this morning! And you know when HS interviews someone, it's gonna be good!
Thank heavens there's no censorship on satellite radio because Scary Spice was spitting F-bombs left and right!!!
And there was A LOT of taboo topics that these two had to talk about! Howard broke the ice by asking Mel about her love for the ladies!
She confessed that she was at one point in her life in love with a woman and even lived with her ex-gf for 5 years!
"Always! They're my homies! I had gotten my tongue pierced and I wanted to try it out. So I kissed them all!"
Oh. Em. Gee!!! Girl power, indeed!
So is Scary still swinging that way now that she's happily married to Stephen Belafonte? Howard asked if Mel and her hubby ever brought another honey into the bedroom. And Mel smiled and said nothing!!!
Ms. Brown couldn't stay long, since she had to run next door to the Today show.
But Howard couldn't let her leave without asking her about her relationship with her baby daddy Eddie Murphy! While their split seems to have left them on nonspeaking terms, Mel still has nothing bad to say about her former man.
She told Stern:
"[Eddie's] a great guy. I don't think I have much to say about him because I don't think it's appropriate. At the end of the day, we have a beautiful daughter together."
Mel explained that their dating life was quite normal and that they even took their time before rushing into sex! She dished:
"We were dating for awhile before we even went to first base! I'm English! I'm old school! Some things have a start, a middle and an end. And that's it. There's no anger. I'm too old and too experienced to be bitter!"
We need to catch our breath after that interview! Woah!
Ch-ch-check out the video clip from Mel's visit to The Howard Stern Show below!