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Olivia Wilde Thinks Fame Is Similar To Anal Itching!

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Whether leading medical experts agree or not, Olivia Wilde MD thinks that an unintended side effect of "making it" (professionally, not sexually) is a medical condition called fame.

When asked if she acquired this clinical outlook on celebrity growing up, Olivia laid her opinion down on a gurney for all to see:

“There was definitely a sense that no one was interesting because they were famous. They were interesting because of what they did. And that has stuck with me because when people say, ‘Oh, you’ve made it. Isn’t it great? You’re famous.’ I’m like, Ugh. That’s sort of a side effect. It’s like the side effect of a medicine: ‘You may experience anal itching and fame.’”

You're right, Olivia! For the most part, fame is a direct result of hard work!

However, Mizz Wilde, we've got to say that if any medicine is making you experience anal itching, we'd recommend you stop taking that medicine immediately, and maybe even call your allergist!

Hmm… the only celebrity that we can think of that probably suffers the side effects of fame and the desire to rub their behind over everything might be Queen Miley Cyrus.

[Image via Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.]

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3 comments to “Olivia Wilde Thinks Fame Is Similar To Anal Itching!”

  1. 1

    Yet she doesn't hesitate to use the unfortunate side effect of fame to try and use the VIP line at the airport. Poor her.

  2. 2

    "You're right, Olivia! For the most part, fame is a direct result of hard work!" - Uh, you've got to be kidding.

  3. 3

    Get a Hand Bidet Sprayer, instead of tinted toilet paper, and it will take care of that anal itching. And it feels great! See