That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Awkward Animal Control called, Harry Styles and Noel Gallagher! They want their hundreds of awkward turtles back!
We reported earlier how Noel, the former lead guitarist and singer of Oasis, may have the mouth of an angel when singing into a microphone, but when it came to his thoughts on One Direction, he had the mouth of a sailor, calling their music "f*cking dreadful."
Well, the two recently got a chance to meet face to face at Harry's former hook up Pixie Geldof's birthday party at China Tang in London.
We can only imagine that Harry sang a bunch of 1D songs, and Noel tried to outdo him by performing Oasis greatest hits, until by the end of the night they were
singing screaming Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better) from Annie Get Your Gun at each other!
Looks like the only guy who won that night might have been the dude running the karaoke machine as he probably got tips for days!
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