One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Life officially goes on for this Aussie hunk!
We're pretty sure his normal demenor is in direct correlation to a newly found romance with Mexican pop singer, Eiza González, but what do we know! LOLz!
Although Eiza is dang seksi, Liam is rebounding speedier than Usain Bolt! (He's an Olympic sprinter–DUH!)
The 23-year-old is also insisting that Mileybird keeps her $100,000 Neil Lane vintage-cut 3.5 carat engagement ring, as a memento of what they once were!
Looks like this Hunger Games stud is taking the break up just fine!
[Image via FANA SWIS/AKM-GSI.]