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Louisiana Town's Anti-Twerking Law Made Miley's Dance An Imprisonable Offense!? Not So Fast!

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Oh, hoaxes! Where would we be without you?!

America's most enthusiastic ass-shakers were stunned to recently discover a small Louisiana town had apparently BANNED twerking by law!!!

According to some reports, the dance Miley Cyrus helped popularize — even if her version is techincally inaccurate — had become a criminal offense in DeQuincy!

It was now apparently punishable by up to 30 days in prison!!!!

Whoa!! It's Footloose come to life — the horror!!!

We know Mileybird's VMAs performance with Robin Thicke was shocking, but was it really worth criminalizing?!

Thankfully, the anti-twerking law rumors were 100% fabricated!

The reports were just some sort of vicious prank, and Louisiana residents are free to twerk the night away to their heart's content!

DeQuincy Mayor Lawrence Henagan made this statement:

"[The rumored twerking ban is] a bunch of hogwash. There's nothing to it."

Phew!! Hopefully this quick debunking will spare the world a slew of unnecessary Men Without Hats references!!!

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2 comments to “Louisiana Town's Anti-Twerking Law Made Miley's Dance An Imprisonable Offense!? Not So Fast!”

  1. Wisky Hold the H says – reply to this


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    I dont care what anybody says. MILEY IS SO SEXY ……I have pleasured myself to her image about 20 times so far. NO OTHER celeb woman in history has had that effect on me except maybe Wendy O Williams (the Plasmatics wendy. Not the whacky wig headed wendy) even though she was way before my time. There are some porn stars that i didnt get that much miley-age out of. If we were in the cave days… she'd spend her entire fertile life pregnant. She'd get all the cave clan men's jizz. The other cave clan women would have to dip their hands in her and fertilize themselves because the cavemales would all be rolled over and gone to sleep dreaming of catching more bison meat for miley.

    Only a dope would fall for this prank. You cant outlaw freedom unless you are north korean.

  2. Bob Stenson says – reply to this


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