One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Rashida Jones is dating a guy that's in the middle of the venn diagram of those who are funny and those are smart!
Well, that limits the possibilities to 4 or 5 guys, at least on planet Earth!
It's official, Rashida is seeing fellow Hah-vahd (English translation from Bostonian: "Harvard") alum and SNL scribe Colin Jost!
One source dished that two were hanging out at Seth Meyers' wedding and are doing well as a Crimson couple:
"She's known him for a while. Rashida is into him. She likes that he's funny."
Uh, this just in! This Jost's in Rashida…'s heart! Ew, her heart!
While you get your mind out of the ole gutter, join us in pondering if it will be Rashida and Colin Forever as a couple!
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