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Well that was fast!
Eiza Gonzalez just moved to El Lay a few weeks ago in order to follow her dreams of becoming a Hollywood actress. And in record time, she's done it!
The 23-year-old just booked the starring role in the upcoming comedy flick All Hail the Squash Blossom Queen!
Maybe all the buzz from being Liam Hemsworth's rebound girl helped her win over the casting director's attention?
But we're going to assume Eiza is just as talented as she is SMOKIN' hot!
Eiza will play Brittany, a small-town American girl who lives to compete in beauty pageants!
Sounds like she's perfecto for this part!
An excited Eiza got on Twitter to share the big news with her fans, posting:
— Eiza Gonzalez Reyna (@eizamusica) September 19, 2013
Also set to star alongside her is Bonnie Wright, who played Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter films, and Cameron Monaghan from Shameless.
Now, the movie's producers are trying to nail down locations for when they start shooting in April next year. We hear it's a toss up between Georgia and Washington state.
And get this - Liam will be in Georgia at the same time shooting The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1!
We know which locale Eiza will be pushing for!
Congratz on your big gig, gurl!!!
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