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Madonna Owns A Penis-Shaped Bong!

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Looks like Queen Madge has her own royal scepter…in the form of a penis shaped bong!

Madonna fielded questions from fans on Reddit in an extremely candid Ask Me Anything session, including one query asking her about the best gift she received for her birthday:

"I got a bong in the shape of a penis."

LOL! We wonder if she ever put her lips around its hole and sucked! Just a reminder, we're still talking about her bong here, folks.

But seriously, that's a pretty seksi, multifaceted birthday gift to give Madonna! Not that we were planning on doing that for next year, or anything (hello, drawing board old friend)!

Hey, if this present was bong, we don't want to be right! And that's the truth, not a phallus-y!

[Image via WENN.]

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12 comments to “Madonna Owns A Penis-Shaped Bong!”



  1. 1

    Like she need that … She got some good pretty young dongs from her Boy toys all the time !



  2. 2

    Woo hoo, "Dita"!!!
    I for real have one (a dildo that is - not a bong) that's jeweled.
    I don't use it, of course. Precious jewels …
    I ♥ ageless queen Madonna!!!



  3. 3

    like that is a shock, she is the queen of the nasty bitches.

  4. Shopgirl says – reply to this


    4

    Right Arm.. Love her to pieces!! #TEAM
    MADONNA



  5. 5

    She is the QUEEN.

  6. GrossYuck says – reply to this


    6

    So she adopts kids from africa and then, allegedly, houses them in a house with drug paraphernalia?

    If she was black, she might lose her kids. Where is protection services? Give those kids to oprah and stedman. Human beings.

  7. GrossYuckyuckyOOOOOOh says – reply to this


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    oh my god. Ten tons of cosmetics and she still look 90s.

    And she's not the queen of anything. The only reason people started calling her the "queen of pop" was to create the illusion that she was on the same level of talent in song and dance as Michael jackson. The female hahaha Jackson. Michael jackson was ALWAYS EVER… the KING.. AND QUEEN of pop.
    And prince is the prince of pop.

    Madonna is the Seahag of poop.

    Hopefully she has long since got rid of that bong. If i had a bong, I'd want one of miley's figurine body on a wrecking ball bowl but I would never get such a gift. I don't have sleazes for friends.

  8. GrossYuckoooVomup says – reply to this


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    Re: DSummerfan – oh please. You can't be serious. Why cant females ever be consistent? If madonna was a man with girl toys, you'd call them gold diggers like what they most likely probably are in actuality (unless they too are rich). Their hardest hardons are going to be when she says "i can't breathe. I'm coming to join you Elizabeth."
    If I was her boy toy, thats probably what I'd be thinking. And then I'd trip and fall on my way to the phone. "oops. OWWWWWW. MY LEGGGGGGG! "

  9. Kornholio says – reply to this


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    this homo enabler needs another face lift.

  10. mlignton says – reply to this


    10

    QUEEN

  11. Pooter says – reply to this


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    Re: mlignton

    Queen——– of the early 80s.
    I'd rather listen to 80's Men at Work than that baghag.

  12. Dooooooood says – reply to this


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    Does her hair even blow in the wind anymore? Looks stiff like a mannequin