Good for you, Chels!
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[Image via Chelsea Handler/Twitter]
Looks like Queen Madge has her own royal scepter…in the form of a penis shaped bong!
Madonna fielded questions from fans on Reddit in an extremely candid Ask Me Anything session, including one query asking her about the best gift she received for her birthday:
"I got a bong in the shape of a penis."
LOL! We wonder if she ever put her lips around its hole and sucked! Just a reminder, we're still talking about her bong here, folks.
But seriously, that's a pretty seksi, multifaceted birthday gift to give Madonna! Not that we were planning on doing that for next year, or anything (hello, drawing board old friend)!
Hey, if this present was bong, we don't want to be right! And that's the truth, not a phallus-y!
[Image via WENN.]