All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Not since she shared the stage with a porn star in a Borgore video has MileyBird been faced with such a monumental decision!!!
We told you earlier that Liam Hemsworth insisted that his ex-fiancee should keep her engagement ring, and that makes perfect sense. It's a relic of their failed relationship and we're sure his new lady love Eiza González doesn't want it hanging around!!
According to sources, however, Miley Cyrus "hasn't decided" whether or not she even WANTS to keep it!!
Oh, how quickly things change!!
Once, the bright shiny bauble symbolized the beginning of a union that could never be broken, a love that would last forever!
Now? It's a painful reminder of heartbreak and young love gone tragically awry. Ugh!! We totally understand her dilemma!!
The ridiculously amazeballz ring is far too expensive to throw away, but too emotionally costly to keep!
Wait, we have a PERFECT solution!!!
Miley should auction off the ring — surely she could get truck-loads of cash for it! Then she could donate the proceeds to her favorite charity!!! Maybe one that helps cutesy animals?!
Ahh, the sweet satisfaction of another problem solved!!
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