Charlie Sheen is the President of the United States and he wants Mel Gibson DEAD!
Umm, sold! This flick is going to be AWESOME!
But wait, Machete Kills gets even better!
Before Danny Trejo can get close enough to Mel to chop his head off (Machete's specialty, as evidenced in the trailer) he has to go through the Gibson army of girls including Sofia Vergara!
Get on their bad side and they'll whip out their tittays and rapid fire your ass to pieces!
The B-movie homage also stars Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba!
Ch-ch-check out the blood bath in the new NSFW trailer for this seXXXy sequel! (above)
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