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Sofia Vergara Has Nips Of Steel In New NSFW Machete Kills Trailer!

| Filed under: Film FlickersMichelle RodriguezJessica AlbaCharlie SheenMel GibsonSofia VergaraAmber Heard

Charlie Sheen is the President of the United States and he wants Mel Gibson DEAD!

Umm, sold! This flick is going to be AWESOME!

But wait, Machete Kills gets even better!

Before Danny Trejo can get close enough to Mel to chop his head off (Machete's specialty, as evidenced in the trailer) he has to go through the Gibson army of girls including Sofia Vergara!

Get on their bad side and they'll whip out their tittays and rapid fire your ass to pieces!

Woah!

The B-movie homage also stars Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba!

Ch-ch-check out the blood bath in the new NSFW trailer for this seXXXy sequel! (above)

¡Vámonos!

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6 comments to “Sofia Vergara Has Nips Of Steel In New NSFW Machete Kills Trailer!”

  1. j says – reply to this


    1

    also stars lady gaga. do your research. :D

  2. dfdgdfdgdfh says – reply to this


    2

    You forgot to mention that it also stars Lady gaga. ;)



  3. 3

    Sour grapes Mario…isn't your exwifey in it too? loser.

  4. LMAO says – reply to this


    4

    I wont read this page anymore. The information that u give is incorrect most of the time. You missed lots of stars in the cast. poor thing



  5. 5

    Sorry do not like gory films so not watching. Sounds like a good cast though.



  6. 6

    aaaaaaaaaand LADY GAGA!! haha so funny how you forgot to mention it