That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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When witches don't fight, we burn.
Chilling words from the supreme witch in charge, Fiona.
Played by Jessica Lange, the bitchiest witch from the west has moved from Los Angeles to New Orleans to help teach her daughter's school for witchcraft as mysterious attacks toward their kind have increased.
Ch-ch-check out the chilling new preview (above)!!!
Umm.. something tells us smacking your students against a wall isn't the kind of reinforcement they need, but hey — it's fiction!! LOLz!!
Obviously we're ecstatic about this season. Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Denis O'Hare, Frances Conroy, Evan Peters…
October 9 (at 10pm on FX) can't get here fast enough, no matter how many spells we cast!
P.S. CLICK HERE to watch another bone-chilling preview!