Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Justin Timberlake is so smooth- usually! But it's tough for even JT to keep from being awkward when an interview is going off the rails!
The Runner Runner star was being interviewed by Brazilian Pânico na TV star Sabrina Sato, who may or may not have been punking him!
Gurl opens up with a movie question but can't help herself and quickly devolves into a compliment avalanche in which she calls him gostoso (Portuguese for "delicious"), the new Michael Jackson, and an unbelievable actor (which in that line of work is totes not a compliment)!
She even tells him he sings and dances "like a Black American"!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see what else gets lost in translation! And to find out what body part is in that box!