WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY/HOW DID WE MISS THIS!
A big ole butt toot!
Well, you're going to have to press PLAY (below) to decide for yourself!
That might just be the storyline for Countess LuAnn de Lesseps because she is SINGLE! And with a couple of glasses of Ramona Pinot Grigio in her and her wingwomen Housewives by her side, she'll likely be ready to mingle!
Perhaps with a St. Barts pirate?? Or maybe they already mingled and that led to the move to Splitsville?
"They are at different points in their life now and have mutually agreed it is best. LuAnn is upset, but it’s amicable and they remain friends. Jacques has been a wonderful part of her life."
He certainly was a good
storyline what with her attempt at having a baby with him at 48 years old part of her life!
Unfortunately for us, we're guessing there will be no mudslinging in this split.
After all, elegance is learned, my friends…and we're pretty sure LuAnn has studied Class with the Countess!
[Image via Rob Rich/WENN.]