This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Well Eddie Kaye Thomas can now sleep soundly at night.
The one night stand who pulled a knife on the actor, barricaded herself in his home and proceeded to trash the place until a SWAT team forced her out has been ordered to stay 100 yards away from Eddie and his house for the next three years.
The knife-wielding former hookup, Roxanna Bear, has just been released from jail, where she has been since the incident, after meeting with a judge.
Back in April, Bear pled guilty to felony vandalism which landed her with 312 days in jail. She was released early due to good behavior.
In addition to staying away from Eddie, she will also be on formal probation for three years, and must complete a 52-week psychiatric evaluation.
Watch out for those one night stands, Eddie!
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