Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Leave it to Miley Cyrus to do it bigger than big!
Even though she left her foam finger
and Liam Hemsworth at home, Mileybird certainly brought the entertainment to Las Vegas for the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
And part of that entertainment included THE Britney Spears who introduced the twerking booty shaker!
Not only did she have Brit Brit there - confirming their collaboration! - but she also had some nice pasties to cover her almost visible nipples!
But despite distracting fans with her fishnet dress and boobie display, Mileybird managed to sing her hits including We Can't Stop and Wrecking Ball. And while she did have little people on the stage with her, she oddly kept the booty smacking to a minimum.
In fact, there wasn't really even any twerking or tongue action! You might say the whole thing was kind of tame…well, other than the nips and the occasional air humping.
Oh, and she had a banana microphone. Interpret that.
Ch-ch-check out more pics of Mileybird at the event (below)!
[Image via Try CW/WENN.]