Thankfully for us, Khloe Kardashian will!
Jake Gyllenhaal gave his squeeze Alyssa Miller a squeeze of the hand as the lovahs were spotted grabbing coffee to go in NYC on Saturday!
Well, Alyssa was holding a caffeinated beverage, while Jake was hydrating with some water! Perhaps the two were up to an activity earlier that could have potentially drained his bodily fluids!
The pair were spotted in the Tribeca neighborhood going to Shinola, a shop known for their excellent watches, among other things.
Hmm it's hard to imagine Jake needing any device to keep time. After all, his internal clock must be so acute after filming the movie Source Code!
We hope Alyssa's boots were made for walking, seeing how strolling the streets of NYC can be a work out in any footwear! Meanwhile, we'd let Jake dunk his balls into our hole with those sweet Air Jordans he wore.
We definitely wanna be like
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]