Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the first-time director directing his booty toward the camera!
Is the artistic actor just indulging his teen The Sound And The Fury costar Joey King?
Or maybe it's another outrageous social network prank on the media?
Nah- we're guessing the man is just having some silly fun! After all, James picked a rough adaptation for his directorial debut! And what better way to blow off steam than a trailer dance party?