No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Is there a man in America more compelling than Charlie Sheen?
Most celebs need to sing, dance, or screw to keep us entertained, but not our warlock!! He just shows up at jury duty and it's all the rage!!
Cameras caught up to the Anger Management star this morning outside an El Lay courthouse and quizzed him about his civic duty.
"[I'd prefer] probably like a multiple homicide case, something really interesting."
Wowzers! He also said his past drug problems would put him in a uniquely helpful place to serve as a juror on a drug case!
Oh, man — to be a fly on the wall in that courtroom!
We love you, Charlie! Don't ever change!!
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