Michael Skupin is ready to talk.
The ex-contestant said in a statement:
The 54-year-old explained that he's turning to religion following his arrest, adding:
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Most people would simply throw a party!
But not Miley Cyrus!
She and her bare boobies graced the cover of Rolling Stone for the first time this month, and the only way the world's most outrageous starlet wanted to celebrate was with a commemorative tattoo!!
It wasn't a tattoo of a twerking monkey on her ass or anything random like that, merely the words "Rolling
Stone $tone" on the bottoms of her feet!!!
Whoa!! Looks so painful!
So, why did Miley get a tattoo? Why not celebrate with something, uh, less permanent?
"I thought about going to play laser tag. But laser tag sucks."
Oh, Miley!! You so cray!
We're just thankful you never got a tattoo of Liam Hemsworth's smiling face on your rib cage! Now that would be awks!!