That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
She'll be nekkid all over the newsstands now too!!!! LOLz!
Phew! We were getting so bored of the angle of Miley's unclothed tittays in Wrecking Ball! HA!
But listen up y'all! Just because Miley is rolling to her own twerkin' beat, that doesn't mean she thinks she is a black girl with a big bootay, okay???!
"People are like, 'Miley thinks she's a black girl, but she's got the flattest ass ever.' I'm like, I'm 108 pounds! I know! Now people expect me to come out and twerk with my tongue out all the time. I'll probably never do that s–t again."
No more twerking? No more tongue??
Dare we say, this might be the most shocking claim Miley's made yet?!
We'd love to take her word for it, but her super sharp tongue and high flying gluteus maximus will surely poke out on stage at least a few times more! HA!
After all, we wouldn't want to disappoint all those butt-loving Smilers!
[Image via Rolling Stone.]