He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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Nothing says romance quite like a New England sleep-away camp!
At least that's what Jake Gyllenhaal was thinking when he shared his first kiss at Camp Walt Whitman in New Hampshire!
The 32-year-old actor spilled the beans on his first smooch, and even gave up the lucky gal's name:
"OK, I'll say it: my first kiss was with Emily Simon. I'll say it. I'll say that right now. Well her name is Emily Simon. It was a very special moment so why wouldn't I [say it here]; it's respectful of both parties. I was, like, very young. I'm not gonna say the age, but I was like very young."
Campfire kissing in your pre-teens is totes adorable, Jake!
Watch out Alyssa Miller! Looks like you've got some lip-lock competition from your boyfriend's early years!
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