Well, Michael Lohan is certainly spilling the tea!
If you thought Mark Ruffalo's big, green hulk was incredible, just wait until you take a look at these numbers!!!!
The Avengers spin-off reeled in ridiculously successful ratings last night, with Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. enjoying the best opening of any TV drama in four friggin' years!!
The show ran against stiff competition in NCIS and The Voice, but over 11.9 million homes tuned in to watch Clark Gregg's resurrection in an action-packed premiere!
The debut scored a 4.6 rating in the ever-important 18-49 demo, which surprisingly tied The Voice!!
Whoa!! We expected a good showing given Joss Whedon's source film is the third highest grossing movie ever, but we hardly expected this!!
We're guessing the suits at Marvel/Disney/ABC didn't either; they must have a business boner the size of Thor's hammer this morning!
Gregg's Agent Coulson makes pretty much the best entrance ever:
HIMYM's Cobie Smulders chats with Firefly's Ron Glass about porcupines (but not poop!):
Brett Dalton and his well-chiseled jaw discuss Chris Hemsworth's deitorial value:
Hacker hottie Chloe Bennet takes off 17% of her clothes for no discernable reason:
And suddenly a wild J. August Richards (from Angel) appears:
Coulson has seen Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, and he took notes:
He also has a flying car:
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. returns next Tuesday at 8pm on ABC, but will there be any super heroic guest stars?
CLICK HERE to see EXCLUSIVE! footage of Joss discussing potential Avengers crossovers later on down the line!
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