Sex, escorting, drugs, stripping, YouTube drama, CELEBRITIES and so much more!
Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
That, coupled with her recent photos with a monkey eerily similar to Biebzy's primate friend, made us all think that there might be a celeb feud on the scale of the Cuban Missile Crisis a-brewin'!
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 24, 2013
Ah, diplomacy…you lost and forgotten art!
@MileyCyrus all good. I know what it is. We keep it interesting
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 25, 2013
Phew! May this armistice last for decades to come, and let us hope we can forever live in a world where Beliebers don't have to fight We-Can't-Stoppers in a great civil war!