It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Miley Cyrus Says She's A 'Semi-Nudist'! Find Out How It Relates To Her Job Collecting Bras For Billy Ray HERE!
You can take the girl out of the nudist colony, but sometimes you can't take the nudist colony out of the girl!
As it turns out, though — this is the girl MileyBird has always been at heart.
"I'm still kind of a semi-nudist, because I never had clothes on."
Whoa! But where did it all come from?
When on tour with her dad Billy Ray, she would sometimes be left in charge of collecting the bras fangirls threw at the country star!!
"I'd get a really big one and be like, 'Dad! I found your biggest fan!'"
Apparently she even got paid ten bucks per boulder holder, too!
Wowzers! What a weird first job!
At least now we're learning the origin story for this Bangerz-era Miley we've all come to love!