Stop with the rumors, people!
Why would Kim Kardashian West wear butt pads when she just gets her own fat injected into her booty?
Probably. Allegedly. Look, we don't know anything.
Kim set the record straight on her own app:
But seriously, what more could we say about the near-naked grind that changed her image forever??!
Well, the foam finger that its founder believes Miley "degraded" actually has a deeper meaning than we all think!
Besides its long and narrow familiar shape, Miley and former Hannah Montana co-star Jason Earles made a VERY appropriate connection to the iconic prop and her days as Hannah.
Who would've thought?!
Miley actually posted a Vine to her Twitter to expose the point that we all apparently missed!
She is such a poet!!!!! LOLz!
— Jason Earles (@DukeofEarles) September 25, 2013