As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Uh, Mount Rushmore? We've got your next face to add!
George H. W. Bush was 41st President of the United States, but he is the 1st on the list of awesome ex-Commander-in-Chief things done this week!
The former President served as a key witness in a same-sex marriage ceremony in Maine! The two brides, Bonnie Clement and Helen Thorgalsen, apparently love the Bush…family! They're all apparently old friends!
And Mr. President even gave them a present… two full Presidential pardons! No, just kidding. He gave them some FEED bake ware, a product started by George's graddaughter whose profits go to the needy.
What an executive kind of guy! Looks like George faithfully executed the office of a wedding guest!
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