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Well this is embarrassing…

Who told Joseph Gordon-Levitt our sexy secret?!?

LOLz!

Honestly, who HASN'T had a JGL fantasy? Especially lately! That boy is looking better than ever these days!

Joe knows he's one desirable dude too because last night, he admitted to Stephen Colbert that he's aware people are masturbating to him!

ZOMG!

Stephen was asking Joe about his Don Jon character's inability to take his mind off of porn even while having sex with Scarlet Johansson! Mr. Colbert told a bold-faced lie and claimed not to masturbate to porn EVER, because as he put it:

"Pornography masturbates to me!"

Whatever you say, Stephen!

Joseph then interjected:

"People masturbate to me!"

Truer words have never been spoken!

HA!

Ch-ch-check out Joseph Gordon-Levitt letting it all hang out on The Colbert ReportAFTER THE JUMP!!!

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14 comments to “Joseph Gordon-Levitt Knows People Are Masturbating To His Hot Bod!”



  1. 1

    What an egotistical little jew.

  2. Isabella says – reply to this


    2

    So true. LOLZ
    Joseph is one of my celeb crush, allways was, always will be.
    What a charming man GAWSH



  3. 3

    Typical self absorbed actor…gross. I use to like him

  4. MichJB says – reply to this


    4

    When is he going to officially come out of the closet?

  5. CourtneySucks says – reply to this


    5

    Ugly, egotistical and overrated. Fuck off.



  6. 6

    To be honest I still don't know what to make out of this bloke. He looks like he is 35 going on 68 (age wise), I am not sure if he is Caucasian or just plain Asian, now you guys suggest he is also an Arab or is it just the religion (Jewish?) that you have in mind? As an actor - I wouldn't miss him if I didn't see him ever again; nothing special. Looks wise - not so hot at all. So what's the big deal about him, eh? I guess the only way anyone knows anything about him is because he had family to get him into this industry, definitely not because of his good looks or talent. Now it appears he is also a narcissist. Imo, looks like this is the end for this Gordon-Levitt man.

  7. DooperWooperDoooooop says – reply to this


    7

    Re: Bella2u – "He is 100% Ashkenazi Jewish (european)" (according to some site) who are considered by intelligence researchers to be the earths most intelligent people. They score so well in IQ research… anti semites have proposed outlawing IQ research in some countries. "if dem thar jews is always going to be beating everybody at these thar IQ tests… then FUUUCK DEM DAR IQ TESTS!! If we outlaw them….. we will be able to say 'stupid filthy jew' and not look like a filthy stupid".

  8. ONIT says – reply to this


    8

    Re: lacroix – You do realize this is a comedy show?

  9. will says – reply to this


    9

    you people are so bigoted . why are u here???? jew arab whatever how bout a bunch of losers with nothing else to bitch about?



  10. 10

    he is such a cutie…seriously one of my longest hollywood crushes



  11. 11

    Re: Kornholio – do you realize that Im laughing….cuz I'm not

  12. Christian says – reply to this


    12

    Perez, unfortunately, it looks to me, based on your posting that you don't understand Steven Colbert's show, especially that he's playing a character. You write, "Stephen was asking Joe[seph Godon-Levitt] about his Don Jon character's inability to take his mind off of porn even while having sex with Scarlet Johansson! Mr. Colbert told a bold-faced lie and claimed not to masturbate to porn EVER, because as he put it:

    'Pornography masturbates to me!' "
    Really, Perez? "bold-faced"? I don't know why, but to me, that sounds like a high-school level adjective, and it seems almost as if you're angry that Mr. Colbert said what he did. I know you're fairly young, but seriously Perez: You obviously don't "get" Colbert's show's humor. I don't think you're a right-wing zealot, so you really should understand that he was JOKING when he said that. Come on!

  13. Christian says – reply to this


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    Re: Mad Dog – "Mad Dog." What an ignorant, racist, moron you have proven yourself to be with only five words.

  14. Grammar Police says – reply to this


    14

    Re: lacroix – you mean you "used" to like him. You're welcome.