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John Stamos Desperate For Romance & Children, But Uncle Jesse Has ZERO Game! Get Deets HERE!

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This sad story is almost hard to believe!!!

John Stamos and his beautiful mane of hair might be a half century old, but in our hearts he remains one of Hollywood's seXXXiest men!

So we're dying to know why the man is still single if he's apparently so desperate to mingle!

In a recent interview, the flawless Full House stud admitted he's mostly too shy to approach women!

He revealed:

“I got no moves! I think I’m being presumptuous if I hit on a girl. There have been plenty of times when I should have asked for someone’s number but I didn’t.”

Bollocks!! There's nothing to fear expect fear itself! And venereal disease, so wrap that shiz up!!

He's not looking for a one night stand, though! The man hasn't been married since 2005 to Rebecca Romijn, and he's searching for true love!!

More than that, Johnny boy is tired of being Uncle Jesse! It sounds like he wants to be a father!

He continued:

“I’d really like to be in a relationship…. People used to say, ‘If you’re not married by 50, you’ll be alone [forever]… But the world is different now. For the last 10 years, I’ve thought, ‘I’ve got to get married again and have kids!’ So I’m totally open to it.”

Awww! You were an epic TV uncle; we're sure you'll make an excellent daddy, too!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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6 comments to “John Stamos Desperate For Romance & Children, But Uncle Jesse Has ZERO Game! Get Deets HERE!”

  1. bantasantarantaBARNG says – reply to this


    1

    So in other words.. that yogurt commercial where the chick says "look honey, i'm doing better"… is way funnier than it was already? A man with no game is better? lol.
    He kicks major ass on drums though . I gotta give credit where its due.

  2. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    He should f*ck one of them Olsen twins……however, with all the drugs they have consumed, the kid they have wouldn't be 'quite right' …….

  3. Time4WorkBIRCHtree says – reply to this


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    Re: Be-Atch
    Is he even rich enough for the olsens? They seem to get moistest for tycoons.

  4. 998723 says – reply to this


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    He is in the closet gay. My friends uncle lives in Cape Coral Florida (who is gay), and has hooked up with him at a gay bar that he frequently visits when he is in Florida.



  5. 5

    His perfect match would be Jennifer Anniston!

  6. chrshstr says – reply to this


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    I'm available!! Seriously… I'm 45, never married and have no kids and really want a child!! How do I approach him or get him to approach me?? I'm for real and down to earth. Help me Perez!! Set us up… :)