Well this could explain some things.
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This sad story is almost hard to believe!!!
John Stamos and his beautiful mane of hair might be a half century old, but in our hearts he remains one of Hollywood's seXXXiest men!
So we're dying to know why the man is still single if he's apparently so desperate to mingle!
In a recent interview, the flawless Full House stud admitted he's mostly too shy to approach women!
“I got no moves! I think I’m being presumptuous if I hit on a girl. There have been plenty of times when I should have asked for someone’s number but I didn’t.”
Bollocks!! There's nothing to fear expect fear itself! And venereal disease, so wrap that shiz up!!
He's not looking for a one night stand, though! The man hasn't been married since 2005 to Rebecca Romijn, and he's searching for true love!!
More than that, Johnny boy is tired of being Uncle Jesse! It sounds like he wants to be a father!
“I’d really like to be in a relationship…. People used to say, ‘If you’re not married by 50, you’ll be alone [forever]… But the world is different now. For the last 10 years, I’ve thought, ‘I’ve got to get married again and have kids!’ So I’m totally open to it.”
Awww! You were an epic TV uncle; we're sure you'll make an excellent daddy, too!!!
[Image via WENN.]