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Miley Cyrus' VMAs Foam Finger Can't Stop Selling Out At Halloween Shops!

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Has the world been DUPED?!

Was MileyBird's entire sex-ah, steamy VMAs performance just an infomercial, put together by money-hungry foam finger lobbyists?!

No, that's just silly!

Nevertheless, the trademark foam finger from the performance with Robin Thicke has nearly sold out in stores across all across our great nation!

They're selling like hotcakes* because Miley Cyrus' titillating, twerking award show outfit is pretty much the easiest Halloween idea ever, but that costume wouldn't be complete without a teddy bear (which everyone already has) and a foam finger (which most folks don't keep around the house)!

*Oddly enough, hotcakes have not sold well this season.

As much as we loved Miley's outrageous performance, we cannot officially endorse them because we fear Halloween shindigs might become over-saturated with her likeness! And we wanna see variety October 31st!

Why not be the one gal at your party dressed like a sexy peanut butter and banana sandwich!? Or a sexy Kevin Hart!?

If you are dead-set on wrecking balls this October 31st, however, hurry up and buy your FOAM FINGER now before they sell out completely!

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12 comments to “Miley Cyrus' VMAs Foam Finger Can't Stop Selling Out At Halloween Shops!”

  1. Demi's Fat Ass says – reply to this


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    Inbred redneck hillbilly father-fucker.

  2. Rangga says – reply to this


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    Wow! You did it Miley! Bring it on!

  3. MichJB says – reply to this


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    How about rubber horse tongues to mimic hers?

  4. howard says – reply to this


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    i don't want to live on this planet anymore.



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  6. 6

    Buy the inbred Appalaichan Blue People version… it comes with an extra finger like real hillbillies who have been spawned by first cousins.

  7. beth says – reply to this


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    Seriously Perez, the finger in the link is terrible. There is another retailer selling a much more realistic finger

  8. Lil Birdie says – reply to this


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    And Perez is worried about Miley ruining Halloween????? Oh Gawwwd. Like THAT is the important issue here. That video of Molly Ratchet with the foam hand must make her Dad and Mom monetarily proud. Her poor little sister must be praying so hard for her family. Miley is using a toy as a dildo. She is performing sex acts with childrens toys. She is telling the world that drugs bring happiness and make one feel closer to people. She is sticking her clothing way up her crotch to get attention. SHE IS THE ISSUE. Who cares about a creative costume on Halloween when she is degrading young women everywhere? Don't you get it Perez? Molly Ratchet is a disgusting joke!!!! The College Students and 20 Somethings make fun of her. Its the little kids that are her target. They are watching and learning and loosing innocence way too young.

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  10. Dermydermyweremy says – reply to this


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    You go girl!! woooooo. Now that is what a REAL woman looks like. Sexually free and wild. Anybody who doesn't like it… can move to saudi arabia.

  11. chillax62 says – reply to this


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    Re: Dermydermyweremy – If this is what a real woman looks like, you must be living in another planet with no real women in them. Take a hike!

  12. smoke says – reply to this


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    your typical neighborhood negro lover