All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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We know she's one fit momma, but that doesn't mean she wants to show off all the goods!
We're not so used to one of the Kardashian sisters going so low-key while soaking in the sun, but Kourtney definitely still shines in this simple one-piece.
We just hope next time she rocks those curves for everyone's viewing pleasure! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out more pics of Kourtney at the beach (below)!
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