As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
The great national debate continues: to twerk or not to twerk? That is the question.
Miley Cyrus, try to keep your tongue inside your mouth, because we've got some news that might wrecking ball your day…
The ginger singer doesn't like twerking. In a recent interview, he 'fessed up to the fact that he thinks it resembles a different sort of dance move:
"I think encouraging young people to twerk might be a bad thing. It’s a stripper’s move. If I had a daughter of nine, I wouldn’t want her twerking."
We guess this also confirms Ed has some intimate knowledge of strippers' dance moves, too! JK…but maybe not!
As for Mileybird, Ed made it clear that he think she needs a little rebranding (and not the branding of "Rolling $tone" on her feet):
"I just think she’s packaged the wrong way. When I first heard Wrecking Ball, I thought it was a brilliant song, but the video distracts too much from it."
Hmm we guess licking sledgehammers, riding huge balls naked, and dance-humping is not everyone's cup o' tea!