No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Few things go together better than grandparents and salsa!
Not to munch on, mind you — dipping old dudes into salsa would make for a morally contentious and logistically problematic game day snack!
Even if gramps was light enough to hold upside down by his Achilles, you'd need a whole kiddie pool filled with salsa to make sure he's sufficiently saturated! Otherwise, you need to stick the old fella' is in a bathtub and ladle the chunky, delicious red stuff onto their soft, balding heads, but, well… snacking in the bathroom is just plain weird!
But we digress…
We meant to say we love old folks and salsa dancing!
Ha! AH-Mazing sexy granny really knows how to shake her money maker!!!
And she gives good lap dances, too!