That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Way to make us jealous, girl!
Actually, they're so in love that Evan put a ring on it.
The AHS cutie didn't propose, but he DID give his lady a promise ring to prove to all the haterz that they'll be together forever!
Too adorbzies, right?!!
[Image via National Photo Group.]