That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Miley Cyrus, a college girl?!
We're assuming she would major in twerking…
JK. It was actually photography that Miss Miley wanted to study at university! And she came VERY close to enrolling!
"Once I ended [Hannah Montana], I thought I might go to NYU or something and study photography. Or to Savannah – they've got a really good school in Savannah. I love photography. But I'm never going to be able to go to school and have the normal life. I kind of like the way Mary Kate and Ashley did it. They were bajillionaires from being these kid stars, and they decided that that wasn't the future that they wanted. So they did fashion, and they kind of blended in at NYU. I don't think people bug them. I think in New York, it's not cool to care."
It's a shame to admit, but Miley is right: there's no way she would be able to have a normal college experience given who she is.
She slightly changes her appearance whenever she attends class, tricking those around her into thinking she's just your average college student. But whenever she's not on campus, she can go back to being her uber-famous pop star self! Mix it all together, and you know that it's the best of both worlds!
We know we've seen it done before, Miley!
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